DEATH.

I've been eating Ramen for about 7 days straight and will seriouslly puke if I have to go on like this one more day. I need to increase my menu on the frugal living/eating plan.

...Trying to stay positive and keep a good attitude in this time of "re-establishment".

(Que Music: Miley Cyrus' 'The Climb'. )

Livin The Dream.

This is what my job has amounted to.



Each and every payday, myself and all my fellow employees scour the city of San Francisco attempting to cash our paycheck at a Money Mart, Check Express,.. you know the establishments. After several attempts that are rejected, we might find some poor sap who feels bad for us and cashes it. A week or so later we will receive calls from this old sap to our personal cell phones, moaning on and on that our boss won't return their calls, our checks were returned and we will be held responsible for the amount three fold.

I've been looking for other jobs for months and have nothing. I'm out of good ideas and giving EVERYTHING IN ME to try to keep a good attitude and not bring down everyone around me. LIVIN' THE DREAM obviously. I will likely be hookin' in the 'Loin by the end of the month to keep puppy food on the table. What's the going rate for blowjobs? Please let me know so I can set the bar. Thanks.

The Poor Man's Cookbook.

Well, poor WOMANS. I'm thinking of publishing somethin' on experimental cooking as a result of an empty wallet. I amaze myself with my concoctions sometimes. I have no one to test them on, since I live alone. But let's just say if I ever cook for my husband or "significant other", an open mind is definitely a character quality he must possess.

Tonight's entree: Char's San Francisco Thai Tuna Burrito.
Wholesale cost: approx. $1.00 Retail Possibilities: $5+
Ingredients: -one flour tortilla. Stale is acceptable.
- a few slices of cheese. Mold: unacceptable.
- one can of tuna mixed with any hummus left in the house.
-the last of the thai peanut sauce.
Directions: Wrap up, heat in micro and serve. Try to make it look cute. Presentation is key. Picky eaters need not apply. Beggers can't be choosers FUCKERS!

My kids will hate me someday. Sorry kids, it's a head of lettuce for dinner tonight. Mama got caught up at Forever 21 this evening. We're out of money. Sorry bout that.

AGH.